Outstanding Mexicans save the day
So here I am, sitting in a parking lot typing away on my PC an email that I must send. This area is an “affluent” neighborhood and this fine looking lady apparently decided to tempt fate and drive on empty. Well, she lost and had to call in the cavalry..IE her husband. Now her husband looks like he hasn’t worked in any type of employment which requires mechanical skills. Homeboy went and bought a gas can and tried to save his wife. Only problem, homeboy has never seen/used a gas can before. So there he is, trying to use all those skills he learnt as a young boy and could not figure out the safety nozzle on these gas cans. Mind you, these safety nozzles do blow but all they require ist for you turn the nozzle and align the teef to get the gas to pour out. He tried, very valiantly, but succumbed to the trickery of the gas can. 15 minutes of watching this dood try and figure this gas can. Finally, the Mexicans mowing the lawn came over and provided the fine man a funnel for the gas. Homeboy unscrewed the nozzle and heroically poured the gas out from his can. Wife kissed her husband and fwapped the good ole Mexican a thank you fwap.
Moral of the story? Don’t deport all the Mexicans or your women of a slightly colorless shade won’t be safe!
Affluenza
Those who are use to riding elephants and camels often have trouble with gas cans. Glad you offered assistance.
@lithusaidin@lithuSo here I am, sitting in a parking lot typing away on my PC an email that I must send. This area is an “affluent” neighborhood and this fine looking lady apparently decided to tempt fate and drive on empty. Well, she lost and had to call in the cavalry..IE her husband. Now her husband looks like he hasn’t worked in any type of employment which requires mechanical skills. Homeboy went and bought a gas can and tried to save his wife. Only problem, homeboy has never seen/used a gas can before. So there he is, trying to use all those skills he learnt as a young boy and could not figure out the safety nozzle on these gas cans. Mind you, these safety nozzles do blow but all they require ist for you turn the nozzle and align the teef to get the gas to pour out. He tried, very valiantly, but succumbed to the trickery of the gas can. 15 minutes of watching this dood try and figure this gas can. Finally, the Mexicans mowing the lawn came over and provided the fine man a funnel for the gas. Homeboy unscrewed the nozzle and heroically poured the gas out from his can. Wife kissed her husband and fwapped the good ole Mexican a thank you fwap.
Moral of the story? Don’t deport all the Mexicans or your women of a slightly colorless shade won’t be safe!
What a bastard you are!
You sat there and watched the guy suffer like a gazelle in one of those "nature" movies where the lion tears the young and lithe gazelle apart . . . and you did nothing? You waited for a Mexican to come over?
I'm guessing the wife was fat and ugly.
I was typing a very important email!!! Did you.not read that this was an “affluent” neighborhood? Brown people can’t just walk up to these type of people without a special badge, YANO...Pacos Lawn Care! I would have been shot 86 times before I crossed the street.
moral of the story: Mexicans > Coobans
Can we just MAGA some gas cans...? I don't care if they are dangerous... The new ones are dumb!
Robots will be the new Mexicans and we won't be able to do anything without them.
'The car didn't fix itself? What do I do?'
@lithusaidin@lithu@whoofe said in Outstanding Mexicans save the day:
Only a communist's socialist's will say that!
lies!
here is what a Lithu star really looks like!
No . . . I found the Lithu Star here:
cubans dont work
@lithusaidin@lithu@jam said in Outstanding Mexicans save the day:
BAN THIS FUCKER!!!!1
Fuck that, I am promoting him to junior assistant mod.
Junior Assistant Mod and Useless Radio Operator within a week.
Gotta love it!
We got ourselves a creeper!
@stusaidin@stu@jam said in Outstanding Mexicans save the day:
Black isn't a good color for your toes.
That's by my daughter you pervert!
(I failed to edit.) ;-)