Buy, buy, buy
That wacky Elon was correct all this time! I knew it!
So, after tomorrow's massive drop, what do we buy buy buy?
Chat says:
Here are some strategies and sectors to consider:
- Defensive Sectors:
These include:
Consumer Staples:
Walmart (WMT):
Costco (COST):
Utilities:
Healthcare:
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Domestic-Focused Companies:
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Commodities and Precious Metals:
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High-Quality Dividend Stocks:
Cautionary Notes:
Technology and Export-Oriented Sectors:
Market Timing:
Conclusion:
Wait for the bottom.
So maybe 2028.
(I'm fucking around. I've got no idea.)
Toilet paper too. I think that tp is disgusting but not as disgusting as people walking around with unwiped asses.
@eWildcatsaidin@eWildcat@Gustaf said in Buy, buy, buy:
Cans ?
Ambient stable commercially sterile food comes in other packaging formats too
As if you knew anything about that !
@silkysaidin@silky@eWildcat said in Buy, buy, buy:
Ambient stable commercially sterile food comes in other packaging formats too
Yeah but you can hurl a can at a looter's head and maybe brain them with it so they double as weapons when you run out of ammo.
@Hogsaidin@HogToilet paper too. I think that shit is disgusting but not as disgusting as people walking around with unwiped asses.
Oh I hear you. Perfumes. We're very good at perfumes. Sometimes a tad too much. I'm glad I don't have to take the subway every day.
@Hogsaidin@Hog@silky said in Buy, buy, buy:
Yeah but you can hurl a can at a looter's head and maybe brain them with it so they double as weapons when you run out of ammo.
So does pickled herring.
@eWildcatsaidin@eWildcat@Hog said in Buy, buy, buy:
Oh I hear you. Perfumes. We're very good at perfumes. Sometimes a tad too much. I'm glad I don't have to take the subway every day.
I read that your el presidente is quite obsessed with perfume ... I mean a friend told me about it.
@Kilemallsaidin@Kilemall@Hog said in Buy, buy, buy:
So does pickled herring.
Good idea. Also buy some cans of Surströmming. I hear that opening one will clear a room of looters better than any grenade.
@Hogsaidin@Hog@silky said in Buy, buy, buy:
Yeah but you can hurl a can at a looter's head and maybe brain them with it so they double as weapons when you run out of ammo.
This is true. We make these little 75g fill jars that are the perfect projectile, come to think of it. Much better hand/grip than a typical 400g can, and much stronger - cans have been lightweighted and downgraded so much they’re a little flimsy these days. If you really want to fuck someone up with a container of long shelf life safe food, I’d opt for a glass jar every muthafucking time
@Hogsaidin@Hog@Kilemall said in Buy, buy, buy:
Good idea. Also buy some cans of Surströmming. I hear that opening one will clear a room of looters better than any grenade.
Isn't there a line about it in the Geneva Conventions ?
@Hogsaidin@Hog@Kilemall said in Buy, buy, buy:
Good idea. Also buy some cans of Surströmming. I hear that opening one will clear a room of looters better than any grenade.
+interweb points for correct dot usage
@Pakoonsaidin@Pakoon@Hog said in Buy, buy, buy:
+interweb points for correct dot usage
Wish I could claim credit but it was a copy-paste. Google was a huge help what with the bastardized spelling I put in to the search prompt hoping it would know what I meant and spit out the real name.
@Gustafsaidin@GustafChat says:
Here are some strategies and sectors to consider:
- Defensive Sectors:
These include:
Consumer Staples:
Walmart (WMT):
Costco (COST):
Utilities:
Healthcare:
Domestic-Focused Companies:
Commodities and Precious Metals:
High-Quality Dividend Stocks:
Cautionary Notes:
Technology and Export-Oriented Sectors:
Market Timing:
Conclusion:
I probably will start buying small batches of shares in value companies soon, especially those that pay steady dividends.
I would wait. I don't think we're anywhere near the bottom.
Well I know today's going to be another bloodbath.