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Finally a reason to visit the UK

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Tazz
#2•10y ago•70,432 posts

I heard the first person at the table to smile has to pick up the tab. I'd just say fuggit, throw my money in the air and grin from ear to ear.

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w0rmz
#3•10y ago•577 posts

Hello governor, fancy a helmet wash??

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Whoofe
#4•10y ago•32,055 posts

yeah there better be a contract with a photo ID on it , or you may end up with the trannies that BLanks likes

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OldZeke
#5•10y ago•197 posts

I heard all transactions will be under the table.

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LithuADMIN
#6•10y ago•25,710 posts

@OldZeke Will you be here all night?

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Gators1
#7•10y ago•76,354 posts

@w0rmz I was just thinking I hope they import hot Russians.

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#8•10y ago•25,710 posts

@Gators1 Go to Odessa. It's filled with hot Russian amazonians ready to take your passport and liver, but man you'll have the best time ever. Even my wife was impressed...that is, until I explained why these chics are dressed like they're going to Club Liv at 3 in the afternoon.

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Whoofe
#9•10y ago•32,055 posts

lol such a great movie :)

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Gators1
#10•10y ago•76,354 posts

@Lithu On my way! Good to have former communists like you and Pakoon here to advise me on this stuff.

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Pakoon
#11•10y ago•40,546 posts
@Lithusaidin@Lithu

@Gators1 Go to Odessa. It's filled with hot Russian amazonians ready to take your passport and liver, but man you'll have the best time ever. Even my wife was impressed...that is, until I explained why these chics are dressed like they're going to Club Liv at 3 in the afternoon.

Odessa is filled with hot Ukrainian women you fool!

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Pakoon
#12•10y ago•40,546 posts
@Gators1saidin@Gators1

@Lithu On my way! Good to have former communists like you and Pakoon here to advise me on this stuff.

Lithu isn't a former communist.

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D
#13•10y ago•59,174 posts

@Pakoon

wat?

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Pakoon
#14•10y ago•40,546 posts
@Vypersaidin@Vyper

@Pakoon

wat?

He's still a commie!

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Lithu
LithuADMIN
#15•10y ago•25,710 posts
@Pakoonsaidin@Pakoon

@Lithu said in Finally a reason to visit the UK:

Odessa is filled with hot Ukrainian women you fool!

You fool, it's full of Russian ladies of the night. That's why I said they want to take your passports!

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Pakoon
#16•10y ago•40,546 posts
@Lithusaidin@Lithu

@Pakoon said in Finally a reason to visit the UK:

You fool, it's full of Russian ladies of the night. That's why I said they want to take your passports!

Oh, I didn't know that. My bad. Last time I visited the place every woman was a citizen of Soviet Union...

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Tazz
#17•10y ago•70,432 posts

@Pakoon sounds like Washington DC. Every hotel maid and sales clerk is a hot Russian chick stealing or secrets.

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