You can't ask me to marry you on a chicken sandwich!
I think this is a big sign she will be high maintenance and his best move is to run the hell away!
Mahduece said This is either Brendo or that Jizzyjaz guy.
Agree. I forgot about Jizzyjaz. Wasn't he the target of that relationship advice post that got pasted into like 100 other threads randomly?
She should run, douchenozzle didn't open the door too. Guys have no idea. It's TERRIBLY important that the 'how did he ask you to marry him' story she lives with for the rest of her life gains her female status and is a feelgood 'I have top shelf romantic value' thing that she clings to while wanting to kill you during her pregnancy, and again during the teenage years, then during your dotage so she can answer that question 'why did I marry him' to herself 100000 times. Seriously, you don't mess with this. You gotta stack the deck as much as possible. In one sense it's a better time to be a woman then just about any other time in history, in another I pity them the vast hordes of clueless shitheads wandering around they have to choose from nowadays.
Mahduece said
Something along those lines. You have any idea why Kilemall went all Dr Phil?
Yeah, was wondering that too. I am thinking by tomorrow he will change his forum name from Kyle to Katelyn.
Gators1 said
Yeah, was wondering that too. I am thinking by tomorrow he will change his forum name from Kyle to Katelyn.
Security breach! Who purloined Kyle's login credentials? Obviously someone misunderstood what Kyle was about and decided to impersonate him in the role of a counselor because they heard he was a "trained" professional. Cheers, Joe
Laugh it up testosterone poisoning cases. I shall be vindicated!
Da fuq is goin on in here? You better be happy with my proposal. Why is she entitled to anything than wtf you come up with? You love me? Say yes. No? gtfo my car so I can eat this sammich. ^All of that is probably why I shall remain the way I am. But I'd rather do that than spend a lifetime with some chick who clearly doesn't swallow. Blanks does crossfit on tues/thursdays.
oyaji said Unless you need to produce a legitimate heir for significant family holdings, it is probably a mistake to marry. And even in that case it is questionable, because a bastard can always be legitimized. my 2 cents worth of perspective, anyway.
tell that to Jon Snow
Mahduece said Da fuq is goin on in here? You better be happy with my proposal. Why is she entitled to anything than wtf you come up with? You love me? Say yes. No? gtfo my car so I can eat this sammich. ^All of that is probably why I shall remain the way I am. But I'd rather do that than spend a lifetime with some chick who clearly doesn't swallow. Blanks does crossfit on tues/thursdays.
I DO NOT DO CROSSFIT! FUCK YOU!!
Blanks said
I DO NOT DO CROSSFIT! FUCK YOU!!
is that how bruce jenner stays in shape?
Blanks said
I DO NOT DO CROSSFIT! FUCK YOU!!
upboat that shit!
Blanks said
I DO NOT DO CROSSFIT! FUCK YOU!!
Does that strengthen your forearms and fingers?
This thread has turned out better than I had hoped!
Gators1 said This thread has turned out better than I had hoped!
andandandandandand!!1!!
oyaji said Besides, a woman works a lot harder to make you happy while her status remains unclear. I suggest it is better to enjoy that for as long as you can.
Much like dogs?
Mahduece said
Explain how you fit into skinny jeans..... You can't. Other than cross fitting.
Enigma would be so proud.