Lord of the Rings
Been watching the extended versions, and I have to admit, it’s shittier than I remember them.
The battles have zero thought to them. Everything is a full frontal attack. Giant ass elephants charging at you…line em up boys, frontal attack!!!
And the orcs, what’s their fucking point. They have zero use other than zerging. The fucking hobbits were taking these orcs out like complete noobs.
And so much more dumb shit.
I still watched all 85 hours of it.
I just finished the regular versions recently and I'm a lot less critical when watching stuff with my 8 year old than I would otherwise be. I actually ended up enjoying them whereas I've walked out of several of the LotR/Hobbit/Starwars/MCU films when I saw them in cinemas way back.
I had toyed with watching the extended versions but I think I'll pass.
Seriously, fucking long. Think this one is almost 4hrs.
At the gates of Mordor now. For Frodo! FULL FRONTAL ATTACK!!! Doesn’t matter though, the k/d of good guy to orc is 8k to 1.
Mr Frodo and Sam are definitely the inspiration for Broke Back Mountain.
@Lithusaidin@LithuSeriously, fucking long. Think this one is almost 4hrs.
At the gates of Mordor now. For Frodo! FULL FRONTAL ATTACK!!! Doesn’t matter though, the k/d of good guy to orc is 8k to 1.
Mr Frodo and Sam are definitely the inspiration for Broke Back Mountain.
You take that back! You’ll never understand hobbit loyalty!
@Lithusaidin@LithuSeriously, fucking long. Think this one is almost 4hrs.
At the gates of Mordor now. For Frodo! FULL FRONTAL ATTACK!!! Doesn’t matter though, the k/d of good guy to orc is 8k to 1.
Mr Frodo and Sam are definitely the inspiration for Broke Back Mountain.
I don't believe gay relationships would survive suh hairy feet
@silkysaidin@silky@Lithu said in Lord of the Rings:
I don't believe gay relationships would survive suh hairy feet
I had to go fwap to hot chix feet pics due to this. They focused way too much on their feet.
Like Tarantino was a consultant for these films.
@Lithusaidin@Lithu
No one could listen to that guy longer than 20 seconds. What a douche
Yea, seriously, no one here is a Canadicant.
That's why you can read the original SBB!
This thread is heresy and is fucking gay.
Tigger probably paid you to write it.
@tiggersaidin@tigger@Lob12 said in Lord of the Rings:
I watched the first two movies but the second one was so terrible I never watched the third. Tigger jr is just reading the books..
I spent a week in dreariest Scotland with work, holed up in a remote hotel with so few guests they refused to put the heating on. All I had to keep me company was Ceefax and the LOTR books. I'd read in my room, in my coat and scarf. The books were hard going, but rewarding. Apart, that is, from Tom Bombadil. What in God's name was that all about?
@silkysaidin@silky@tigger said in Lord of the Rings:
I spent a week in dreariest Scotland with work, holed up in a remote hotel with so few guests they refused to put the heating on. All I had to keep me company was Ceefax and the LOTR books. I'd read in my room, in my coat and scarf. The books were hard going, but rewarding. Apart, that is, from Tom Bombadil. What in God's name was that all about?
Nature spirit, enigma.
@Kilemallsaidin@Kilemall@silky said in Lord of the Rings:
Nature spirit, enigma.
Felt like a hundred pages of nothingness